sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

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(Source: College Humor)

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

mrcleanheichou:

Friend: You can order whatever you want

Me:

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safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

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nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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little-rocknrolla:

Endless list of favorite kinks [2/∞]

↳ wing kink

assholedisney:

working on cover letters


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  • me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
  • me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.

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