LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN
oh. my. god.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Adventure Time droppin’ bombs.
this shit is too fuckin real
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
when you tell a guy you’re ready
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life
i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]