- me: *reads full details of my otp fucking the daylights out of each other*
- me: ...*no facial expressions at all*
- me: *reads about them holding hands*
- me: OH MY HOLY JESUS SHIT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT
- me: *screams and hides my face in the closest pillow, despite being completely alone in my own room at four am*
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
please watch this
im ok bro *sniffles* totally ok *starts to cry* dude im so good right now
I TALK ABOUT THIS SERIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME
I fuckin love this!
getting over someone you never even dated
I don’t know why this picture is so accurate
i dont know why this picture was ever taken
do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT
I love shopping!
why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists
The struggle to find other lesbians is real
single local* lesbians
single local lesbians who find me attractive*
single local lesbians who I find attractive and who also find me attractive*
This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.
I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.
there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination
the bible says Stan and Lee not Stan Lee and DC.
Reblogging for the bible comment
i know i’m not the only one that thinks they are
Ssshhhhh we’re doing that thing where we avoid the obvious
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"