me and drabbles
  • me: *reads full details of my otp fucking the daylights out of each other*
  • me: ...*no facial expressions at all*
  • me: *reads about them holding hands*
  • me: OH MY HOLY JESUS SHIT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT
  • me: *screams and hides my face in the closest pillow, despite being completely alone in my own room at four am*

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father


mainheaux:

OH MY GOD

(Source: fatheaux)


femburton:

please watch this

plantfcker:

im ok bro *sniffles* totally ok *starts to cry* dude im so good right now


aninounettear:

Video version of this gif set

Request by dopeandfamous


uncle-tomfoolery:

jimmwhy:

tbh this moment made me reconsider all my life choices

MY LORD


agnesanutter:

2jam4u:

I TALK ABOUT THIS SERIES ALL THE FUCKING TIME

I fuckin love this!

(Source: best-of-memes)

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

image

I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT


ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

gayisthenewokay:

imshannonadams:

takeme-tothatplace:

comptondreamz:

lettherebenoevilinyourthoughts:

The struggle to find other lesbians is real

Single lesbians*

single local* lesbians

single local lesbians who find me attractive*

single local lesbians who I find attractive and who also find me attractive*


lilmisshaps:

aquarius-kisses:

sirensandserenades:

dontevenseemyfriends:

pastichee:

greencarnations:

theomninerd:

breakmeofimpatience:

oh my…….

This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.

I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.

there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination

the bible says Stan and Lee not Stan Lee and DC.

Reblogging for the bible comment

i know i’m not the only one that thinks they are really hot

Ssshhhhh we’re doing that thing where we avoid the obvious

(Source: jonchinn)

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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