We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
(Source: College Humor)
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
Friend: You can order whatever you want
The moral of the story is to always carry an axe
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
- me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
- me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.